Hardy Har

[VTRick]

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her

a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she

stands in front of the mirror, looking at herslef, asking him

how she looks.

One day fresh out of the shower, she was yet again in front of

the mirror, now complaining that her !Removed! our too small.

Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion,

"If you want your !Removed! to grow, then every day get a peice of

toilet paper and rub it between your !Removed! a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a peice of toilet

paper, standing in front of the mirror and rubbing it between

her !Removed!. "How long will this take?" she asks. "Oh, they'll

grow larger over a period of years." he replied. The wife stops.

"Why do you think rubbing a peice of tiolet paper between my

!Removed! everyday will make my !Removed! grow over the years?" The

husband shrugs, "It worked for your ***** didn't it?"

[gordypix]

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[jaxx]

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[jerry phipps]

Nice one VTRick

jerry!!