Amusing Joke

[Pompey Gaz]

A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the

car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph,

enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!"

he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal

even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him,

blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he

floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on

earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the

side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of

the BMW, looked at his watch and said,

"Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for

the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've

never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago, my

wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman

[C45S1]

Heard it before...but still very amusing :D

[Kev Mc]

I've never heard that before, love it

[1bloke1dog1mr2]

Like it Gaz!!

[silversurfer]

fpmsl good one.

ok .

a man walks into a pub in the sticks and asks the bar tender for a pint.

sipping at his cold one he spy's a buckett full of cash.

'bar keep whats the buckett for?'

'thats there for our competition to make the hourse laugh!'

taking another sip he agrees to enter, droping £5 in he walks into the room for 5 mins

on walking out the bar keeper sees the hourse p :censor: its self.

two mts later the man goes into the same pub. spoting the bucket full again he asks the bartender why?

' if you can make the hourse cry you win!'

so agin the man puts in his £5 and goes in.

5 minutes later he returns to the bar. with the hourse in tear's

'how? said the bartender.

'first time i toldhim i had a bigger *****.' he said

'the second time i showed him!'