Hahaha

[VTRick]

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered

an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired

straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every

inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the

general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of

points he wished.

The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the

pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of

his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.

The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the

tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked

out with a check for $960,000.

When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where

to measure, he told the pension man ... "From the tip of my

***** to the bottom of my !Removed!." The pension man suggested

that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider,

pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had

received. The Marine insisted and the pension expert said that

would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to

do the measuring.

The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop the

pants. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of

the general's ***** and began to work back. "My God!" he said.

"Where are your !Removed!?" The general replied, "In Vietnam."

[jaxx]

hahaha

sweet

[gordypix]

Boom Boom......

[VTRick]

how good are they!!!!!

[jaxx]

LEGEND!

ILL TAKE THREE

:D

thats tickled me!

[VTRick]

there about 15 $ each

[gordypix]

My g/f prefers agent provocoteur........ :P

[TheNissanMan]

how good are they!!!!!

now we just need to get a shot with a model :D

[VTRick]

get me a pic of a girl in a white thong and ill work some magic

[TheNissanMan]

mind you catering for the smaller of the people... I wonder if they do one of these in Fidgit's size....

[jaxx]

if we organise a group buy will we get em cheaper?

[VTRick]

i want a t shirt if you group buy them?

[TheNissanMan]

there the same price although we maybe able to get cheaper shipping if more than one of us buy them...

[Jen]

What is it gonna be big wigs and white thongs at the next meet then Ryan, i gotta see that one!

:o