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can't make it to JAE... ill be MILES away in EGYPT :D:D sunnin myself up! might make it to TOTB though!


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aww i keep getting rejected, first by moffmo and now by Gaz, what is a lad to do :(

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Now to await the replies!! :thumbsup:

*gone to check inbox

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I'm sure I can drag you down to TOTB Andie, should be a great laugh.

Moffmo, more legendary write ups....will the fun never end??

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cheers mikey... if there ain't an arranged bus with my mates which im sure there is meant to be then ill take ya up on it :D


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What's wrong with that?

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Moff that was legendry, but you think i was gonna go get stuckin in traffic after a hard day's work to get you your wii?

Its all packed in the bag still

As for you 2 lovely ladies you know I would travel anywhere for you and that you are worth every second of my time, every drop of petrol and evry bit of my energy :wub:

Hou - Single guy, 22, trainee accountant (good future prospects). Likes sports including rugby and downhill biking plus going to the gym and socialising. Kind, sensitive and enjoys cuddles

Looking for like minded female who enjoys being treated like a princess!

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I'm not !Removed!

But your boyfriend is!

I know, its so original! I'm here all week.

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WOW I'm away for a while and all this! lol

Add me to the singles males too

This thread is really funny by the way

Hello ladies. . . . (I'll get my coat then)

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I like how I get forgotten about so easily... no no Matt... I didnt contribute at all.. *sniff... I'll leave...

screw you guys :P

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I like how I get forgotten about so easily... no no Matt... I didnt contribute at all.. *sniff... I'll leave...

screw you guys :P

No your not forgotten, you can help with my cv as to how great my cuddles are!

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Pompey Gaz

Male, 21, northern lad, GSOH, NS, enjoy a few social bevvies, sports, mainly football. Enjoy romantic strolls on the beach, posh meals, I have a promising career in the broadcast media. Love animals. looking for female, GSOH, likes the same sort of things. willing to travel

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okay heres my add... dont laugh please!

Andie, female 22 years old, muay thai kick boxer, likes the gym and cars, has rubbish admin job for now... i love pink, and i can be a complete blonde at times...

seeks male... must be taller than 5'5" approx... have muscles... good job... nice car... own house/flat is bonus... aged 22-late 20's approx... nice kisser... must give outstanding cuddles... and must satisfy my needs...

HAHAHA

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seeks male tick... must be taller than 5'5" approx 6.2... have muscles youve seen... good job accountant... nice car of course ... own house/flat is bonus Sadly not yet... aged 22-late 20's approx 22.. nice kisser hope so... must give outstanding cuddles ask JJ/anne/asha/em/mo/rich....... and must satisfy my needs just let me try lol.

HAHAHA

Well i think i fit it ok so far


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Lol i tick all her boxes..

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your 200 miles away... i see that being an issue lol

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i don't have a house or proper job yet, but i have blacked out windows for privacy haha

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Lol i tick all her boxes..

muscles?

nice car?

hahahahaha

distance is only a number (and a tank of fuel each way)

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your 200 miles away... i see that being an issue lol

Webcams can bring long distant relationships closer!

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Wouldnt know where to start with an ad....

I would say, why dont you lot write it... but then I do wonder what might appear! :P

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I cant join in with this fun.

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JJ - Cute, buddly individual. Into rock/trance music and MR2s. Enjoys a good laugh and attending meets. Loves to cuddle up and needs a man with strong arms to wrap around her and a chest to sleep on.

Guy must have good personality, ideally mechanically minded and up for fun

aged between 25-30 but would go lower if it was Hou

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JJ - Cute, buddly individual. Into rock/trance music and MR2s. Enjoys a good laugh and attending meets. Good at sucking *****, Loves to cuddle up and needs a man with strong arms to wrap around her and a chest to sleep on.

Guy must have good personality, ideally mechanically minded and up for fun

aged between 25-30 but would go lower if it was Hou

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Is she good matt?

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yeah, gets quite deep

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