Toc Dating Service..

[Pompey Gaz]

oi oi kinky :P

[JappyBeast]

Star Jumps!

[Pompey Gaz]

you have a girlfriend!

[JappyBeast]

Star Jumps!

[Pompey Gaz]

LOL you cheeky monkey

[Hou]

Star Jumps!

Bet you love watching men in the army doing star jumps, squat thrusts and press ups you big !Removed!!

[JustJJ]

*wonders where Matt got his knowledge from... cause it certainly werent first hand! cheeky ****

[Hou]

or first mouth lol

and i dont know myself so where you got that knowledge?

[Demonic Angel]

Lonely hearts.... I wouldnt know where to start!

Em, 25, brunette, blue eyes, Jessica Rabbit-esque figure - bright, bubbly, opinionated, passionate & optimistic.... seeks funny, kind, romantic, genuine, handsome guy into retro cartoons, cars and IT for fun days and nights ;) . From romantic strolls to dancing the night away! Must be absolutely devoted to me in everyway, shape and form and willing to die for me, like Robin Hood Prince of Thieves was for Maid Marion. But thats all! Handsome princes welcome, so long as they have a noble steed (with as much horsepower as physically possible!) - own castle not required but welcome!

[Norfolk n Chance]

okay heres my add... dont laugh please!

Andie, female 22 years old, muay thai kick boxer, likes the gym and cars, has rubbish admin job for now... i love pink, and i can be a complete blonde at times...

seeks male yep... must be taller than 5'5" approx... 6'1 have muscles... In all the right places good job... accountant nice car... CTS own house/flat is bonus... Own Apartment aged 22-late 20's approx... 24 nice kisser... never had any complaints must give outstanding cuddles... my speciality and must satisfy my needs... well.......

HAHAHA

So when you free?

[Hou]

Lonely hearts.... I wouldnt know where to start!

Em, 25, brunette, blue eyes, Jessica Rabbit-esque figure - bright, bubbly, opinionated, passionate & optimistic.... seeks funny, kind, romantic, genuine, handsome guy into retro cartoons, cars and IT for fun days and nights ;) . From romantic strolls to dancing the night away! Must be absolutely devoted to me in everyway, shape and form and willing to die for me, like Robin Hood Prince of Thieves was for Maid Marion. But thats all! Handsome princes welcome, so long as they have a noble steed (with as much horsepower as physically possible!) - own castle not required but welcome!

Em - 25 with gorgeous looks and body. Personality to match, guys this is the real deal!

[Pompey Gaz]

Lonely hearts.... I wouldnt know where to start!

Em, 25, brunette, blue eyes, Jessica Rabbit-esque figure - bright, bubbly, opinionated, passionate & optimistic.... seeks funny, kind, romantic, genuine, handsome guy into retro cartoons, cars and IT for fun days and nights ;) . From romantic strolls to dancing the night away! Must be absolutely devoted to me in everyway, shape and form and willing to die for me, like Robin Hood Prince of Thieves was for Maid Marion. But thats all! Handsome princes welcome, so long as they have a noble steed (with as much horsepower as physically possible!) - own castle not required but welcome!

i love dangermouse and other old skool cartoons! i like good cars, and i have a mac and my career is sorta IT based :D i often used to go for long walks along the beach, i can't dance though :( I was born in Nottinham, is where Robin Hood was based. there's a link there! I have a noble steed :D

[Hou]

Your noble steed is a donkey!

[Pompey Gaz]

least is not a girls car :P

anyways shrek had a donkey and he got 3 films made for him :P

[Hou]

a girls car?

Turbo, recaros, coilovers, did i mention turbo

you now saying you look like shrek?

[GIDDLEPIN]

Behind all the dressing I'm sure this is how lonely hearts should read

Seeks female with a pulse who is willing to **** for England on the first date, must have a fine pair of **** and be prepared to **** **** at any time, day or night.

They must ******* when ***** my **** and not complain because I am watching football on the TV at the time.

They must be able to drink me under the table but at no time show signs of inebriation.

They must look like a super model at all times, especially first thing in the morning after a wild night on the town.

They must never complain when they are ill but give excess amounts of sympathy to me when I have the sniffles.

When out socialising they will be expected to pay their own way as well as mine.

They will not complain when my beer belly covers the belt up on my trousers and I accidentally miss a shower or two (or the toilet bowl).

They will be expected to be on call 24 hours a day but only call me in severe emergencies (like if you need a hand to carry my beer from the store)

Last of all you will never, repeat NEVER!!!!

Tell the wife :P

[Hou]

If im brutally honest

must have a very high s*x drive, like cars, good personality, presentable, like dogs, get on with my mum, pays her own way but likes to be treated, loyal, supportive, takes interest in my interests, enjoys watching me play rugby, nice car, need i go on

not like im looking for much is it?

[JustJJ]

If im honest... doubt I'll ever find what im looking for.. as he doesnt exist, those who know me know why... hence why im open to compromise ;)

[Pompey Gaz]

a girls car?

Turbo, recaros, coilovers, did i mention turbo

you now saying you look like shrek?

you know am just jesting with you hou :P and I was using shrek as an example because he has a donkey lol

Behind all the dressing I'm sure this is how lonely hearts should read

Seeks female with a pulse who is willing to **** for England on the first date, must have a fine pair of **** and be prepared to **** **** at any time, day or night.

They must ******* when ***** my **** and not complain because I am watching football on the TV at the time.

They must be able to drink me under the table but at no time show signs of inebriation.

They must look like a super model at all times, especially first thing in the morning after a wild night on the town.

They must never complain when they are ill but give excess amounts of sympathy to me when I have the sniffles.

When out socialising they will be expected to pay their own way as well as mine.

They will not complain when my beer belly covers the belt up on my trousers and I accidentally miss a shower or two (or the toilet bowl).

They will be expected to be on call 24 hours a day but only call me in severe emergencies (like if you need a hand to carry my beer from the store)

Last of all you will never, repeat NEVER!!!!

Tell the wife :P

too many stars makie it too vague Les :P

[1bloke1dog1mr2]

This is all getting too grim!

[Demonic Angel]

Em - 25 with gorgeous looks and body. Personality to match, guys this is the real deal!

I dunno Hou... you'd be amazed at how much I get turned down!

If im honest... doubt I'll ever find what im looking for.. as he doesnt exist, those who know me know why... hence why im open to compromise ;)

Ditto hun - as per our MSN convo last night - although mines for different reasons to yours....

Thing is, I doubt I'm prepared to compromise! :lol:

[Pompey Gaz]

Star Jumps!

Bet you love watching men in the army doing star jumps, squat thrusts and press ups you big !Removed!!

make the poll again Hou while he aint here :P

[JappyBeast]

Star Jumps!

Bet you love watching men in the army doing star jumps, squat thrusts and press ups you big !Removed!!

make the poll again Hou while he aint here :P

And receive a 1 week ban.

[Guest MrMojo]

Lonely hearts.... I wouldnt know where to start!

Em, 25, brunette, blue eyes, Jessica Rabbit-esque figure - bright, bubbly, opinionated, passionate & optimistic.... seeks funny, kind, romantic, genuine, handsome guy into retro cartoons, cars and IT for fun days and nights ;) . From romantic strolls to dancing the night away! Must be absolutely devoted to me in everyway, shape and form and willing to die for me, like Robin Hood Prince of Thieves was for Maid Marion. But thats all! Handsome princes welcome, so long as they have a noble steed (with as much horsepower as physically possible!) - own castle not required but welcome!

Dammit Emski,

I tick em all apart from the Handsome bit, n oh yea willing to die for you bit hmm asking a bit much int it hun??,,

and the bhp bit hmm not quite there yet but should have a bucket load more before Jae wooo hooooo

Mo.

[Pompey Gaz]

Star Jumps!

Bet you love watching men in the army doing star jumps, squat thrusts and press ups you big !Removed!!

make the poll again Hou while he aint here :P

And receive a 1 week ban.

Too late now :(

would any of us do that?