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[Guest MrMojo]

Suppose i can give you that J,

would deffo agree with random weird strange odd stuff tho hun but all in a good way i suppose or summat,,

Mo.

[JustJJ]

Suppose i can give you that J,

would deffo agree with random weird strange odd stuff tho hun but all in a good way i suppose or summat,,

Mo.

Yes yes I love you too lol

[Hou]

he has such a way with words!

[Guest MrMojo]

Oh c'mon guys, did you really expect more than that from me????

you should all know me well enough by now!

Mo.

[Hou]

well you havent said snakes for a while so i assumed you were going soft!

[Guest MrMojo]

nah not me m8,

they still all snakes, and to make it worse another one crawled out the wood work last night grr n also more grrrrrr

Mo.

[JustJJ]

pmsl lol...

Hissssssssssssssssssssssssss :P well I gotta at least act the part huh?

[Guest MrMojo]

see at least you admit it J, !!!

can tell we're all hyper busy today at work!!

mo.

[Hou]

nah not me m8,

they still all snakes, and to make it worse another one crawled out the wood work last night grr n also more grrrrrr

Mo.

tell uncle Hou about it all later dude!

[Guest MrMojo]

Will do fella

Mo.

[JustJJ]

THo come to think of it...

I dont look very snake-like (arent they sposed to be slim n elegant?)

I dont sound overly snake-like (no elongated SSSSS words)

My tongue certainly aint forked see :P

and oh yeah... I got arms n legs...

hmmm :P

mebbe have to run with a different animal :P

Although snakes are cunning, sly, resourceful, powerful and can choke the life out of a man.... ;) hehehehe

[HrMajestyUK]

So do I... but every day that passes I feel more and more like one!

Shall I just be a cynical single old woman instead then?

depends on how 'old' you are hun. got a feelng you're probably younger than me in which case i'll just find the nearest cosy chair and find a knitting pattern!!

[HrMajestyUK]

Bit of both really!

The 'one that got away' still haunts me tho. :(

oooooo you and me both! That's freaky. I wrote a poem about my one...not that he got away, more like I let him go cos I knew it wasn't gonna be...even though I loved him more than anything...

http://www.we-love-poems.net/readpoem.asp?Ref=9105

the 'what if' ones are always the hardest huh!

[Demonic Angel]

I like to think some guys think of me as "the one who got away"

More often than not its "the one I got rid of"

I know I sound bitter about it, but I'm not, I seriously laugh at my bad luck with blokes and I laugh with the guys at work when they rip the mickey out of me for being a singleton... in fact we probably won't have much to talk about when I do get a boyfriend!

[Calisto]

Bit of both really!

The 'one that got away' still haunts me tho. :(

oooooo you and me both! That's freaky. I wrote a poem about my one...not that he got away, more like I let him go cos I knew it wasn't gonna be...even though I loved him more than anything...

http://www.we-love-poems.net/readpoem.asp?Ref=9105

the 'what if' ones are always the hardest huh!

Oh dont get me started on "the one that got away" my situation is much the same as HrMajestyUK's ...let him go etc etc but the only difference is I still love him and now he is my best mate I have had a couple of peeps ask me out but tbh Im not ready for that yet if ever.

Unless he has seductive brown eyes, long eye lashes, semi fit body, a tight ****, looks sooo hot in T shirts and jeans and knows how to keep me on an even keel..........when that man comes along, he can have me.

[HrMajestyUK]

Bit of both really!

The 'one that got away' still haunts me tho. :(

oooooo you and me both! That's freaky. I wrote a poem about my one...not that he got away, more like I let him go cos I knew it wasn't gonna be...even though I loved him more than anything...

http://www.we-love-poems.net/readpoem.asp?Ref=9105

the 'what if' ones are always the hardest huh!

Oh dont get me started on "the one that got away" my situation is much the same as HrMajestyUK's ...let him go etc etc but the only difference is I still love him and now he is my best mate I have had a couple of peeps ask me out but tbh Im not ready for that yet if ever.

Unless he has seductive brown eyes, long eye lashes, semi fit body, a tight ****, looks sooo hot in T shirts and jeans and knows how to keep me on an even keel..........when that man comes along, he can have me.

Unfortunately I've got a few of those situations!

Here I am tonight fighting the urge to text someone to see if they're ok even though it was my choice to knock it on the head. Long story, very very messy. Put it this way, took him to a meet once, he left early, and the girl next to me put her hand in the air and said 'who though he was a pr*ck' and EVERYONE raised their hand!! Imagine how I felt?! Yes, at times he's been a real a** to me, and he's still in a situation that I'm not comfortable with, and I know I should walk away, and NEVER look back.... so how come I'm sat here looking at my phone?

MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Herod had the right idea...drown the bleeding lot of them at birth!!!

[Guest MrMojo]

***** on a bike!!!

this is turning into a oh woe is me thread!!!!..

Mo.

[Vlad_E]

b0llocks spring to mind :|

[Vlad_E]

nah not me m8,

they still all snakes, and to make it worse another one crawled out the wood work last night grr n also more grrrrrr

Mo.

at least you wasnt in the middle of nailing your dream girl last night, then she stops because she misses her ex and felt it wrong to go at it in the marital bed

damn women :censor: arghhhhhhhhh

[Boro Sera]

King Herod had the right idea...drown the bleeding lot of them at birth!!!

Err, King Herod's execution of Choice was by the sword .................. You're obviously confusing him with King Canute - or with a sack of unwanted Kittens

Anyway ,

in defence of men ( as we seem to be taking a bit of stick in this thread ), you're far better off without us

[Pompey Gaz]

Unless he has seductive brown eyes, long eye lashes, semi fit body, a tight ****, looks sooo hot in T shirts and jeans and knows how to keep me on an even keel..........when that man comes along, he can have me.

I have brown eyes :D

I was told i have long lashes :D

I am sure if you have beer goggles I am semi fit :P

I have a nice *****, my best feature according to my ex, and a few of the lasses at work :D

I can pull off the jeans and t-shirt look :P

even keel...erm i know how to treat my women to fancy meals and nice presents when the right time arises

[HrMajestyUK]

nah not me m8,

they still all snakes, and to make it worse another one crawled out the wood work last night grr n also more grrrrrr

Mo.

at least you wasnt in the middle of nailing your dream girl last night, then she stops because she misses her ex and felt it wrong to go at it in the marital bed

damn women :censor: arghhhhhhhhh

pmsl!!! oh dear.... (sorry trying not to laugh, but that really really really cracked me up!!!)

[HrMajestyUK]

***** on a bike!!!

this is turning into a oh woe is me thread!!!!..

Mo.

It is not either... lol and they say us women exaggerate!

Just wondering what the appeal is of the assh*les? Do you guys have the same thing with women? Is there any truth in this treat em mean to keep em keen theory?

[HrMajestyUK]

Unless he has seductive brown eyes, long eye lashes, semi fit body, a tight ****, looks sooo hot in T shirts and jeans and knows how to keep me on an even keel..........when that man comes along, he can have me.

I have brown eyes :D

I was told i have long lashes :D

I am sure if you have beer goggles I am semi fit :P

I have a nice *****, my best feature according to my ex, and a few of the lasses at work :D

I can pull off the jeans and t-shirt look :P

even keel...erm i know how to treat my women to fancy meals and nice presents when the right time arises

Get yer coat, sounds like you pulled!!

[JappyBeast]

I might cry due to how depressing this thread has gone!