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I think it is hilarious :lol::lol::lol:


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We can all have heart to hearts about it under the warm summer nights sky at JAE.

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The activity may very well be in tents (intense) ;) :lol:

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Boo... get off!

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Boo... get off!

I am going soon...................got to be up at 5:30 :yawn:


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I might cry due to how depressing this thread has gone!

I'd hand you a tissue to wipe your eyes, but it appears to have been used by the guy, (who's girl decided she missed her ex), for other means! It now stands up by itself though!! Hey.... have to give him some more, you could use them as table decorations for JAE!!! :yahoo:

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I'm not at work till 13:30pm... Lie in for me!

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Goodnight all.....................not much sleep tonight! :yahoo:

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my sausages were nice!

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Unless he has seductive brown eyes, long eye lashes, semi fit body, a tight ****, looks sooo hot in T shirts and jeans and knows how to keep me on an even keel..........when that man comes along, he can have me.

I have brown eyes :D

I was told i have long lashes :D

I am sure if you have beer goggles I am semi fit :P

I have a nice *****, my best feature according to my ex, and a few of the lasses at work :D

I can pull off the jeans and t-shirt look :P

even keel...erm i know how to treat my women to fancy meals and nice presents when the right time arises

Get yer coat, sounds like you pulled!!

:yahoo:

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Blimey, what a depressing thread this has turned into! :unsure:

Seems like everyone's just indulging in self pity. Maybe you guys need a new thread? :thumbsup:

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Yeah get one started, i want it silly, random and full of ness

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lol at everyones misfortunes :P

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nah not me m8,

they still all snakes, and to make it worse another one crawled out the wood work last night grr n also more grrrrrr

Mo.

at least you wasnt in the middle of nailing your dream girl last night, then she stops because she misses her ex and felt it wrong to go at it in the marital bed

damn women :censor: arghhhhhhhhh

On the plus side, you got to make the beast with 2 backs with your dream girl, did you finish off away from the marital bed?


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nah not me m8,

they still all snakes, and to make it worse another one crawled out the wood work last night grr n also more grrrrrr

Mo.

at least you wasnt in the middle of nailing your dream girl last night, then she stops because she misses her ex and felt it wrong to go at it in the marital bed

damn women :censor: arghhhhhhhhh

On the plus side, you got to make the beast with 2 backs with your dream girl, did you finish off away from the marital bed?

no i didnt finish the deed, I got up, got dressed and drove home in a foul mood :angry:

I've been after her for 2 years aswell!! :crybaby:

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your menat to be my hero, now im not so sure

you should have just told her to shut up and finished off then left!

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Unless he has seductive brown eyes, long eye lashes, semi fit body, a tight ****, looks sooo hot in T shirts and jeans and knows how to keep me on an even keel..........when that man comes along, he can have me.

yes to all the above

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I hate cats,

sh#ting all over peoples gardens, ready for kids to pick up. :-(

kill all cats.

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Take it you dont like cats then?

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my sausages were nice!

talking about sausages in a dating thread...oh don't get me started! My mind's warped enough, thanks!!

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I hate cats,

sh#ting all over peoples gardens, ready for kids to pick up. :-(

kill all cats.

Bless..this is just for you!! Hope you like it!

Sorry link has been removed unfit for public forum

jerry!!

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my sausages were nice!

talking about sausages in a dating thread...oh don't get me started! My mind's warped enough, thanks!!

LOL It has turned into a randy ....................err......random thread :lol: ;)

Posted
my sausages were nice!

talking about sausages in a dating thread...oh don't get me started! My mind's warped enough, thanks!!

LOL It has turned into a randy ....................err......random thread :lol: ;)

pmsl!! I can't help it! I may be getting old but I still have needs you know!! :P :naughty::king:

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My sausage is staying frozen tonight.

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from Rita, sue and bob too:

"cor blimey it looks like a frozen sausage"

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