Toc Dating Service..

[Demonic Angel]

You want your balls ripped off Gaz? :lol:

Well, for a few brief moments before the excrutiating pain it would be female contact...............

But still... seriously dude.... no need to be that extreme just to get female contact!

[Norfolk n Chance]

You want your balls ripped off Gaz? :lol:

Well, for a few brief moments before the excrutiating pain it would be female contact...............

But still... seriously dude.... no need to be that extreme just to get female contact!

Well, so long as you don't rip them off then! ;)

[Demonic Angel]

:lol:

Well anyone who reads this is just going to think I'm literally a maneater!

One day I'll shock you all by joining a convent and changing my name to Sister Mary Magdalene....

[Norfolk n Chance]

Mmmm, Em in a nun's outfit..... :censor: did i just type that out loud?!!!!!

[Demonic Angel]

Yes indeed Gaz... because nuns outfits are possibly the least clingy, least attractive, least sexy outfit in the world....

Good thinking Batman!

[Norfolk n Chance]

But so quick to remove... :censor: done it again!

I'm gonna have to think before i type!!

[JappyBeast]

Nuns are well sexy!

[Norfolk n Chance]

Nuns are well sexy!

Thought i was the only person to think that!!

[Demonic Angel]

Time for Plan B....

[JappyBeast]

My local nun...

[Norfolk n Chance]

Time for Plan B....

Which is?

[Pompey Gaz]

My local nun...

phooowar!

[vmail]

nah, this one is a lot hotter

[Norfolk n Chance]

nah, this one is a lot hotter

[Demonic Angel]

Oh my good god - I have no neck in that photo and I look like I've been eating too many of Sister Mary Venetias Apple pies!

The least you could have done was stick my head on Jappys nuns body Nadim.... now I'm depressed!

[JappyBeast]

Oh my good god - I have no neck in that photo and I look like I've been eating too many of Sister Mary Venetias apple pies!

The least you could have done was stick my head on Jappys nuns body Nadim.... now I'm depressed!

It's true, he made your face too big!

[Norfolk n Chance]

Still look good to me chick!!

[vmail]

Oh my good god - I have no neck in that photo and I look like I've been eating too many of Sister Mary Venetias apple pies!

The least you could have done was stick my head on Jappys nuns body Nadim.... now I'm depressed!

I dont think I can do that, I dont have a pic of Jappy

but can I put your head on my body...That sounds soo wrong

[JappyBeast]

Oh my good god - I have no neck in that photo and I look like I've been eating too many of Sister Mary Venetias apple pies!

The least you could have done was stick my head on Jappys nuns body Nadim.... now I'm depressed!

I dont think I can do that, I dont have a pic of Jappy

but can I put your head on my body...That sounds soo wrong

She means my Nun, not me!!

[vmail]

If I did that I would mess myself

[JappyBeast]

If I did that I would mess myself

LMFAO!

[Boro Sera]

Oh my good god - I have no neck in that photo and I look like I've been eating too many of Sister Mary Venetias apple pies!

The least you could have done was stick my head on Jappys nuns body Nadim.... now I'm depressed!

I dont think I can do that, I dont have a pic of Jappy

but can I put your head on my body...That sounds soo wrong

She means my Nun, not me!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jeebus Cripes, you couldn't make it up could you !

[Red Yaris 54]

Oh my good god - I have no neck in that photo and I look like I've been eating too many of Sister Mary Venetias apple pies!

The least you could have done was stick my head on Jappys nuns body Nadim.... now I'm depressed!

I dont think I can do that, I dont have a pic of Jappy

but can I put your head on my body...That sounds soo wrong

She means my Nun, not me!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jeebus Cripes, you couldn't make it up could you !

Vmail did :)

[JustJJ]

You lot are weird...

[JappyBeast]

You lot are weird...

Seems to be the norm on this forum.