Toc Dating Service..

[Hou]

jesus what the hell is going on here.

Hou. WTF. Stop acting like a dog on heat

Andie. I must apologies for this hormonal behavoiur

Wow wow woah

i have been acting like nothing!

I have stated the obvious and asked a simple question!

[Andie_M]

quite alright... he looks cute in his pink fluffy hat! haha

[msherry21]

Awe Shucks

[Hou]

Awe Shucks

what you all embarrassed about?

[Moffmo]

Andie can i borrow you for a minute?

Hou, Andie says if you return my wii she will kiss you on the !Removed!

[Pompey Gaz]

its all a bit of a giraffe, haha

[Hou]

dude you need to remind me, its been sat in my car for ages!

[msherry21]

I'm a legend Hou? we're all legends!! everything is legendary!

[Moffmo]

lol

take it round tommorow as my parents are coming to hull on weds. Ill warn them, What time you finish work again?

[Andie_M]

Andie can i borrow you for a minute?

Hou, Andie says if you return my wii she will kiss you on the !Removed!

[msherry21]

JJ, you on the OC stand this year? you guys are miles away this time at the opposite end of the site.

[cfc1]

161 posts on this dating thread.. and not one of you has set up a date.. no wonder you are all single.. you don't know how to chat people up.

[JustJJ]

JJ, you on the OC stand this year? you guys are miles away this time at the opposite end of the site.

I believe this is being worked on as we have requested a bigger pitch... dunno if the original site plan incorporates this... I believe they are trying for same stand as last year... we will see..

[Andie_M]

161 posts on this dating thread.. and not one of you has set up a date.. no wonder you are all single.. you don't know how to chat people up.

not true really... mikeys asked before...

[Pompey Gaz]

Hou lets go on a date

[cfc1]

161 posts on this dating thread.. and not one of you has set up a date.. no wonder you are all single.. you don't know how to chat people up.

not true really... mikeys asked before...

And failed.. more than once (sorry Mikey)

It's because he doesn't know how to chat you up.. or the fact he is a wee chubby ugly person

*runs away from Mikey*

[Andie_M]

oi you be nice to mikey!!!!

[cfc1]

Right !Removed!.. err I mean guys, here is my top chat up lines...

1. Is that a false nose?

2. Hi! My friends call me Creepy

3. You're ugly but you intrigue me

4. I think you're the most beautiful girl I have ever seen... On a Wednesday

5. It's your lucky day - my girlfriend dumped me last night, so I'm back on the singles market.

They might not help you pull, they might even get you slapped, but remember; if you don't have one drink thrown in your face every month you're doing something wrong.

[Pompey Gaz]

you're still ugly, buy me another beer

[JappyBeast]

I have a dead good chat up line but its a bit rude. Will tell it at JAE.

[Hou]

161 posts on this dating thread.. and not one of you has set up a date.. no wonder you are all single.. you don't know how to chat people up.

not true really... mikeys asked before...

And failed.. more than once (sorry Mikey)

It's because he doesn't know how to chat you up.. or the fact he is a wee chubby ugly person

*runs away from Mikey*

leave him alone, he aint chubby or ugly

but anyway how could anyone turn him down?

[Pompey Gaz]

successful ones so far

I bet you look good naked

I love the geordie accent, wanna go somewhere a bit more quiet for a chat?

Don't think of it as you're the same age as my mam, think of it as some fun with your husband when you first met

Yeah your friend is hot but she's more frigid than you

You need a real man

Your sister was rubbish in bed

some of the successful ones,

[Andie_M]

I have a dead good chat up line but its a bit rude. Will tell it at JAE.

i wont be at JAE... i wanna know!

[msherry21]

fancy a ubik?

[JappyBeast]

I have a dead good chat up line but its a bit rude. Will tell it at JAE.

i wont be at JAE... i wanna know!

Ha Ha... more reason to come then :P