Men Are Smarter Than Women

[T V O R]

A man and this girl, on their first date, were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.

Abruptly, the girl stopped the man dead in his tracks. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge £20 for s*x".

The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After the obligatory cigarette, the man sat in the driver's seat, staring out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is £25".

;)

[Raistlin]

The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S

"What's that?", the patient asks.

"It's a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis."

The patient wants to know if there's a cure, to which the Doctor responds,

"We have to keep you in a hospital room and feed you nothing but

pancackes."

"Why only pancackes?", asks the patient.

The Doctor answers, "They're the only thing that will fit under the door."

[T V O R]

[Calisto]

:P

[Raistlin]

Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.

Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell

you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No

one will answer.

[Pompey Gaz]

hahaha

[Tegan]

:D The hotline one is quality :D

[Raistlin]

:D The hotline one is quality :D

We thank you :D