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Halloween

Raistlin · 2007-10-18T20:50:25+0000

What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite. Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on the job. Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? Women can see right through them. What kind of clothes do Zombies wear? Decay NY. Why aren't there any famous skeletons? They're a bunch of no bodies. What kind of music do Mummies listen to? Wrap. What do you call a guy turned on by a witch? Scared stiff

By Raistlin,
October 18, 2007 in General Club Discussions

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