Winalot Diet

[Hou]

A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because

I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward

with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with

Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete

so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly

a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no,

it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

[silversurfer]

quality

[Pat2u]

That had me ROFL

[T V O R]

Now that’s the sort of joke that’s worth waiting for

Quality and not quantity, I hope some members are taking notes

[SJandMR2]

that was hilarious

although being a total girl am now curious as to whether that actually would work as diet lol

[Hou]

have you ever tried eating dog food???

like my new sig?

[SJandMR2]

i havent but if it meant a flat tummy i would give it a shot..lol...the dry stuff not the wet eeeewww.

nice sig....am not off topic am i?.lol

[Calisto]

So bad its good.!!!!!!!!!!

[Raistlin]

Now that’s the sort of joke that’s worth waiting for

Quality and not quantity, I hope some members are taking notes

No

[T V O R]

Guilty conscience? If the cap fits...

[Calisto]

Not you two at it again?????? :P

[Johndcfc]

Snap!

[T V O R]

Not you two at it again?????? :P

It’s like a soap opera! You’ll miss us when we’re gone ;)

[Calisto]

Not you two at it again?????? :P

It’s like a soap opera! You’ll miss us when we’re gone ;)

mmmmmm when your gone....are you both going together ????? :P

[JappyBeast]

No really, this joke is that good it should be pinned at the top of the forum!!!.. Quality!

[Raistlin]

Not you two at it again?????? :P

It’s like a soap opera! You’ll miss us when we’re gone ;)

Are you going ?

[Kev Mc]

Now that’s the sort of joke that’s worth waiting for

Quality and not quantity, I hope some members are taking notes

I agree, that's great

[Blondie69v]

just to let u know that pedigree dog food is made to a standard fit for human consumption. just incase anyone does fancy trying a dog food diet, i'd suggest pedigree!! lol

[T V O R]

I did try eating dog food when I was younger but I couldn’t pass a lamp post without needing to pee and I kept sniffing women’s crotch’s

[Red Yaris 54]

I did try eating dog food when I was younger but I couldn’t pass a lamp post without needing to pee and I kept sniffing women’s crotch’s

No change there then ;)