Raistlin's Joke Page

[Raistlin]

My wife has just found out she was adopted, she was devastated & kept saying why didnt they want me.

 

I took her in my arms and comforted her. After a while still crying we kissed and she asked me to make love to her.....

 

In hindsight, taking her from behind shouting ' WHO'S YOUR DADDY' halfway through wasnt the best idea

[Raistlin]

"Do you remember that row twenty years ago when we sat down and wrote down each others faults?" I said to my wife.

"Oh God yes, I still have mine somewhere, " she said with a giggle.

"I've finished, " I replied.

[Raistlin]

Newton's third law of Emotion:

 

For every male action, there is a female overreaction.

[Raistlin]

I've just noticed the Mrs is wearing her sexy underwear.

This can only mean one thing...

She's behind with the washing.

[Raistlin]

I've finished all the chocolate in my advent calendar so why the heck isn't it Christmas?

[Raistlin]

"A very sad day today.

After several years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after just one minor indiscretion - he slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession.

What a waste of all that training and money.

A genuinely nice guy and an excellent vet"...
 

[Raistlin]

The lorry used in the Berlin massacre was found with the driver dead at the wheel, after it had demolished a cake stand.

 

It was probably Stollen.

[manuel0420]

I dont have a joke I rather go on a vacation on a Caribbean and do Punta Cana tour for the entire week.

[Cyker]

Oh my god I'd forgotten about this thread 

What happened to Raistlin anyway?! I do miss a lot of the old crew!

[manuel0420]

On 6/29/2021 at 8:29 PM, Cyker said:

Oh my god I'd forgotten about this thread 

What happened to Raistlin anyway?! I do miss a lot of the old crew!

Dude you've been off for 4 years? glad to have you back!

[FROSTYBALLS]

On 6/29/2021 at 8:29 PM, Cyker said:

What happened to Raistlin anyway?!

He still visits occasionally.