Jeremy V Amy

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At a glittering awards bash in London, Jeremy Clarkson walks across to a grotty-looking bird with spots and a beehive hairdo, and says: "Hi, my names Jeremy - whats yours?"

She says: "I am Amy Winehouse, innit."

Clarkson says: "Oh - right, and what do you do?"

Amy says: "I am a singahhh - innit. I sing songs and $hit. So, Jeremy, what do you do?"

Jeremy says: "I do Top Gear"

Amy says: "!Removed! brilliant - I'll have three grammes......"

[Red Yaris 54]

Shouldn't this be in raistlins joke page.....................It might raise the standard