Three Word Story...

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use of words

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that is irrelevant

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and might cause

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offence or hurt

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if too greasy

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for Yaris owners

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that polish their

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cars every week

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and never take

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any notice of

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Chips and dings

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and other food

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from classy Restaurants

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or "greasy" spoons ;)

[Raistlin]

or the famous

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award winning chipshop

[Raistlin]

award winning chipshop (Stretching a point here :P )

Famous for their

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Musty paper wrapped

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around the chips

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for their distinctive

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Eastern European taste

[Bizarra]

in the EuroVision

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pie eating championships

[Bizarra]

with free AlkaSeltzer

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to prevent flatulence