Three Word Story...

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Which cut the

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pleasure quite considerably

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But a side

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effect was that

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I turned green

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And broke wind

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which was also

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very very wet

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and very smelly

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disinfectant was needed

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and steam clean

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Was required to

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Remove tough stains

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double dose Vanish

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And disinfect the

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ring of fire

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around the toilet

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and the ceiling

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With Cillit Bang

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with turbo effect

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Im Barry Scott

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So desperately sad

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used at Sellafield

(Cillit Bang was found to be more effective at cleaning traces of low level radiation than a specialist cleaner they had been using. Saved them £1,000's)

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works in bathrooms

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and on showers