Three Word Story...

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periodic service disruption

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to control the

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female hormone imbalance

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afflicting Surrey peeps

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cured only by

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changing one's gender

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like Essex girls

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and Surrey blokes :lol2:

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Including boxing promoters

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and hockey mistresses

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Navy Blue knickers

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jolly hockey sticks

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Click Click Clack

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hit the puck

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he shoots, scores

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just like Chelsea

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buns are wonderful

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With thick icing

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and juicy currants

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Warmed very lightly

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for best taste

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then eaten slowly

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to savour flavour

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and avoid wind

[Guest]

At which end