Three Word Story...

[mollycorolla]

and very !Removed!

[Red Yaris 54]

just like Gordon

[dave.m]

Ramsey ? never knew

[Bizarra]

he was out

[Hoovie]

and preparing giant

[Devil-ish]

Yorkshire puddings with

[-T- Sport]

Big Fat Toads

[swwxb12]

From Tesco's finest

[Bizarra]

Amphibian food department

[Raistlin]

with a hint

[Bizarra]

of Sauce Tartare

[Raistlin]

and a squeeze

[Bizarra]

of ubiknic Concentrate

That word was A-r-s-e-n-i-c

[dave.m]

bloomin swear filter

[swwxb12]

mashed with some

[Hoovie]

fried kangaroo !Removed!

[Red Yaris 54]

served on toast

[mollycorolla]

made from intestines

[Red Yaris 54]

and bulls blood

[mollycorolla]

and it tasted

[Red Yaris 54]

something like a

[mollycorolla]

dog just excreted.

[toyota-gt-irl]

dog just excreted.

On the carpet

[Devil-ish]

under my nose

[swwxb12]

which is rather