Things We Have Done When Drunk....

[JappyBeast]

Had a funny turn at work today, half way through the shift I was thinking how I hadnt played online poker for a while and then got flash backs from about 2 nights ago where I had played it drunk and won a bit of money!!! Where was this memory for the past 2 days???!!!!!

Other silly things I have done include,

Waking up on the roof of Iceland Superstore with Jimlad (nothing dodgy!)

Attempting to smoke a tampon

Forgetting how to use my legs in a night club

Waking up in my bath after a party and not being able to get into work

Ordering £35 worth of vodka and cokes not realising how much it would cost...

[Raistlin]

Replied to Flexy's posts

[Flexydevon]

Replied to Flexy's posts

So is that your excuse when you replied to flexydevons "gullible" post ! :lol: Well i'm not old enough to drink but my Dad woke up with the worst hangover in the history of hangovers & on returning back to the holiday caravan (from the shops) noticed that there was a large head shaped dent in the front of the gas fire.

[Boro Sera]

I rarely drink nowadays, but when I did it was usually just the standard 'death warmed up - bark at the porcelain' moments.

Once though, while very drunk at a Bike Rally, we decided to see how things reacted to the bonfire. Tins of beer were fun, the bottles were a bit more dangerous ( especially with the tops on ! ), but tins of squirty cream were ace - it looked like the last scene on Ghostbusters !

[bigshark]

fell down the stairs when my mates starting chasing me (not sure why!) but all 4 of us was rolling down the stairs laughing our heads off a the same time! non of us was hurt btw

fell down from a wall, propa did my knee in!

woke up and found a massive dust bin in the middle of my room!

and mamy more

oh the things we used to get up to at uni!! miss them days...

[Red Yaris 54]

Ended up several hundred miles away from my intended destination when I fell asleep on a Northbound train.................................many years ago

[GIDDLEPIN]

JAE 2004

JAE ........TOC Christmas party 2005

JAE ........TOC Christmas party 2006

JAE ........TOC Christmas party 2008

JAE 2008 ........TOC Christmas party 2008 (TBA ;) )

[McLovin]

-walked down the stairs head first

-started playing on a trampoline, next thing i knew i jumped the 10ft hedge and landed on the neighbors shed

-laid in the middle of a road

-laid in a thorn bush and thought it was comfy :\

-had s*x with my girlfriends sister

-threw up.........lots

-turned upto work once and laughed at my manager, to then be sent home

-threw up in Moffmo's kitchen while his mum was there and I was naked :|

-when on a night out with MO, we pulled 2 girls, they were called Esmerelda and Vicky (yes mo this really did happen)

the list could go on forever

[chatman]

Got Married :unsure: :rolleyes:

[Karma Supra]

Sold my Hilux too cheap!!!!

-And many other shameful, shameful things!

[GIDDLEPIN]

-walked down the stairs head first

-started playing on a trampoline, next thing i knew i jumped the 10ft hedge and landed on the neighbors shed

-laid in the middle of a road

-laid in a thorn bush and thought it was comfy :\

-had sex with my girlfriends sister

-threw up.........lots

-turned upto work once and laughed at my manager, to then be sent home

-threw up in Moffmo's kitchen while his mum was there and I was naked :|

-when on a night out with MO, we pulled 2 girls, they were called Esmerelda and Vicky (yes mo this really did happen)

the list could go on forever

Thought you would have put up the classic picture in my garden Dale?

[Parts-King]

Went to a "charity" its a knockout competition run by young farmers club. There was a barrell of beer that had to be drunk before we went home I drove to the competition on my motorbike, had a great night, then fell over when I had a sudden dizzy spell, wacked my head on a rockery Thought it was time to leave and tried to start the bike up, only to find I couldnt get the key in the helmet lock, so slept in a field till it started lashing with rain. The farmer phoned my Dad up to come and get me......Oh those days In fact I can think of a few incidents involving beer/motorbikes/falling over/wrecked trousers

Kingo

[McLovin]

-walked down the stairs head first

-started playing on a trampoline, next thing i knew i jumped the 10ft hedge and landed on the neighbors shed

-laid in the middle of a road

-laid in a thorn bush and thought it was comfy :\

-had s*x with my girlfriends sister

-threw up.........lots

-turned upto work once and laughed at my manager, to then be sent home

-threw up in Moffmo's kitchen while his mum was there and I was naked :|

-when on a night out with MO, we pulled 2 girls, they were called Esmerelda and Vicky (yes mo this really did happen)

the list could go on forever

Thought you would have put up the classic picture in my garden Dale?

good point les

and the morning after:

[Norfolk n Chance]

Decided to sleep in my car after a good session at my mates house.

Woke up the following morning parked on my mum's driveway, she lived a good 5 miles away.

I have no memory of the drive nor reversing into my mum's driveway :(

[JAHill]

Once went out on a friday night to Rock City in Notty in my Goth/Rivethead days, followed by a party in a shop undergoing a refurb, complete with DJ! Got ferociously hammered on Red Witches and ended up coming to at 5.30 Saturday morning around the back of the church near Broadmarsh - missing one boot! I had to stagger up to the army surplus to get some more as they were open when other shops weren't. Walking around post friday night Nottingham in bare feet is not recommended!

Edit:Oh yeah, I once passed out mid conversation at a party and came to because I could hear a banging noise. Didn't realise the banging was somebody trying to open the door I had fallen behind. The banging was the door hitting my head! :D

[plus one]

got so drunk on my school leaving do! was sat in a grave yard in a short skirt throwing up between my legs showing the world my underwear, had to be fetched by my mum and grandad and fell asleep with my head in a bucket in the car on the way home!

got drunk recently at my cousins 18th. Was sick in the car on the way home!!! managed to get the window open, but also managed to get sick all over the seat belt.

[Bizarra]

-walked down the stairs head first

-started playing on a trampoline, next thing i knew i jumped the 10ft hedge and landed on the neighbors shed

-laid in the middle of a road

-laid in a thorn bush and thought it was comfy :\

-had sex with my girlfriends sister

-threw up.........lots

-turned upto work once and laughed at my manager, to then be sent home

-threw up in Moffmo's kitchen while his mum was there and I was naked :|

-when on a night out with MO, we pulled 2 girls, they were called Esmerelda and Vicky (yes mo this really did happen)

the list could go on forever

had sex with my girlfriends sister

threw up.........lots

Had one anything to do with the other?

[Leeky]

Drove my GT4 into my Supra

Painted myself blue with dulux extra thick

had a rude word waxed into my leg hair

Had sex with a friend - bad idea (a year later when it happened again it was still no better an idea)

ate a can of tuna that was 2 years past its throw out date

jumped into the fish pond

smoked a copy of the radio times (wasnt quite as smooth as "whats on tv")

sold my soul to my mate in exchange for a kebab

fell out of a tree

stole some flashing beacon things off a skip

threw up in a mates shoe

drank a pitcher of pimms and raspberry yop - curdle tastic!

swam out in the sea past the warning bouy

attached an electric muscle machine to my nads

gave myself an almost A4 sized chest tatoo of sonic the hedgehog using nothing but blue, black and red biro pens

jumped off a very high building into a black plastic dustbin

sat in a wheel barrow on top of a bonfire

snorted a line of orange sherbert

locked myself out of my house in the nude

headbutted my girlfriend of the time during a passionate moment and almost broke her nose

tried to ride a cow

watched all 6 starwars films back to back one night and did shots of vodka everytime someone said the word 'force' or jedi'

....im surprised im still alive....

[Demonic Angel]

I've:

...Rolled across a busy main road while my mate played lollipop lady

...Kissed many people/things/inanimate objects, such as lamp-poles, trees

...Fell asleep in a cemetary on someones grave

...Lap danced to an audience

...Pole danced to an audience

...had sex knowingly with someone elses husband

...Kissed a girl and I liked it ;)

[chatman]

I've:

...Rolled across a busy main road while my mate played lollipop lady

...Kissed many people/things/inanimate objects, such as lamp-poles, trees

...Fell asleep in a cemetary on someones grave

...Lap danced to an audience

...Pole danced to an audience

...had s*x knowingly with someone elses husband

...Kissed a girl and I liked it ;)

:o :o I'll PM you my address details soon..... :D :D :D :D

[Boro Sera]

I've:

...Rolled across a busy main road while my mate played lollipop lady

...Kissed many people/things/inanimate objects, such as lamp-poles, trees

...Fell asleep in a cemetary on someones grave

...Lap danced to an audience

...Pole danced to an audience

...had s*x knowingly with someone elses husband

...Kissed a girl and I liked it ;)

:o :o I'll PM you my address details soon..... :D :D :D :D

Em's always good value at the Christmas Party !

[mollycorolla]

hey em ill pm you my details soon too ;) lol

[GIDDLEPIN]

I've:

...Rolled across a busy main road while my mate played lollipop lady

...Kissed many people/things/inanimate objects, such as lamp-poles, trees

...Fell asleep in a cemetary on someones grave

...Lap danced to an audience

...Pole danced to an audience

...had sex knowingly with someone elses husband

...Kissed a girl and I liked it ;)

:o :o I'll PM you my address details soon..... :D :D :D :D

Em's always good value at the Christmas Party !

Waits for a huge influx of requests to come to this years party

[chatman]

I've:

...Rolled across a busy main road while my mate played lollipop lady

...Kissed many people/things/inanimate objects, such as lamp-poles, trees

...Fell asleep in a cemetary on someones grave

...Lap danced to an audience

...Pole danced to an audience

...had s*x knowingly with someone elses husband

...Kissed a girl and I liked it ;)

:o :o I'll PM you my address details soon..... :D :D :D :D

Em's always good value at the Christmas Party !

Waits for a huge influx of requests to come to this years party

Hey Em Makro are still selling these in their store near me.....So I've been told.....

If that's too hard to read....here's a close up...just so you can see the detail...I like the no nails needed... ;) ;) spoil sports.....

[Boro Sera]

and I thought you were on about the Shower chair !