Ever|wonder

[Raistlin]

Ever wonder...

1. why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

2. why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

3. why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

4. why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

5. why doctors call what they do "practice"?

6. why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?

7. why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?

8. why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

9. why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

10. who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?

11. why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

12. why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

13. why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

14. why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

15. why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

16. why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

[Kev Mc]

No

[Karma Supra]

17. Where Raistlin gets his constant stream of drivvle from?

[Kev Mc]

17. Where Raistlin gets his constant stream of drivvle from?

Yes

[Bizarra]

Give over moaning

This forum would be a lot quieter without him

[Kev Mc]

Ah, the old quality vs quantity debate

[Raistlin]

17. Where Raistlin gets his constant stream of drivvle from?

Its not easy to find but I do my best ,

With over 25 thousand hits on the joke page someone must be reading and enjoying it :D

[mollycorolla]

dont mind them raistlin!! jealousy is a sin!!

[Raistlin]

I like Sin B)

[Kev Mc]

dont mind them raistlin!! jealousy is a sin!!

So is homosexuality, according to the bible

[Bizarra]

dont mind them raistlin!! jealousy is a sin!!

So is homosexuality, according to the bible

10 others on the list

[Raistlin]

dont mind them raistlin!! jealousy is a sin!!

So is homosexuality

Is that a confession :P

[Phoenix999]

dont mind them raistlin!! jealousy is a sin!!

So is homosexuality

Is that a confession :P

If you hold his hand I am sure you will find out ;)

[Raistlin]

dont mind them raistlin!! jealousy is a sin!!

So is homosexuality

Is that a confession :P

If you hold his hand I am sure you will find out ;)

It,s not his hand I'd be worried about

[mollycorolla]

what did i start?

[Kev Mc]

dont mind them raistlin!! jealousy is a sin!!

So is homosexuality

Is that a confession :P

Haven't you got to do something wrong in order to confess?

[dave.m]

Since everyone else has gone off topic, Raistlin have you read any of the Sam Bourne books ?

[Raistlin]

Since everyone else has gone off topic, Raistlin have you read any of the Sam Bourne books ?

The Last Testament

[dave.m]

Since everyone else has gone off topic, Raistlin have you read any of the Sam Bourne books ?

The Last Testament

Thought his stuff might appeal to you. I've read all three of his books and really enjoyed them

[1bloke1dog1mr2]

17. Where Raistlin gets his constant stream of drivvle from?

Its not easy to find but I do my best ,

With over 25 thousand hits on the joke page someone must be reading and enjoying it :D

It's the same percentage as any other thread, no matter the hits ;) .

I was wondering if it would be possible to combine the 'Happy unbirthday MollyCorolla' thread, the 'On this day' thread and 'Raistlins Joke' thread. It would cut out on the amount of irrelevant drivvle we appear to have on the GD board recently .

[Karma Supra]

With over 25 thousand hits on the joke page someone must be reading and enjoying it :D

Over 42 million people worldwide also have AIDS/HIV. They must enjoy it too ;)

[Raistlin]

Over 42 million people worldwide also have AIDS/HIV. They must enjoy it too

Not really the same thing is it

[mollycorolla]

raistlin i enjoy your threads and i also enjoy the happy birthday mollycorolla thread too :D

[Bizarra]

17. Where Raistlin gets his constant stream of drivvle from?

Its not easy to find but I do my best ,

With over 25 thousand hits on the joke page someone must be reading and enjoying it :D

It's the same percentage as any other thread, no matter the hits ;) .

I was wondering if it would be possible to combine the 'Happy unbirthday MollyCorolla' thread, the 'On this day' thread and 'Raistlins Joke' thread. It would cut out on the amount of irrelevant drivvle we appear to have on the GD board recently .

The answer to that is ,why don't you post a topic which you don't consider "Irrelevant Drivel"?

[Raistlin]

raistlin i enjoy your threads and i also enjoy the happy birthday mollycorolla thread too :D

Many thanks for your support :D