Importing Rav From Japan

[local hero]

In order to beat the high prices in the U.K. i considered importing a Rav from Japan, however getting finance over there is extremely difficult as Japanese banks are having the same difficulties as our own.. I contacted

The Origami bank, but it had folded

The Sumo Bank has gone belly up

The Bonsai Bank is having to cut back some of its branches

The Karaoke bank is up for sale+ going for a song

Share dealings in the Kamikaze bank have been suspended after they nose dived

500 staff at the karate bank have been given the chop

And finally there is something fishy going on at the Sushi bank where members of staff are worried they may get a raw deal..

[redlew]

Good grief , you had the same experience as Richard Birch reported on p25 of today's Racing Post Sport -are you related?

[local hero]

Good grief , you had the same experience as Richard Birch reported on p25 of today's Racing Post Sport -are you related?

Don't know about that, got it as a text this morning, just had to make it rav related, to keep the mods happy

[Red Yaris 54]

Good grief , you had the same experience as Richard Birch reported on p25 of today's Racing Post Sport -are you related?

Don't know about that, got it as a text this morning, just had to make it rav related, to keep the mods happy

You could have posted it in GENERAL....................that would have made the mods even happier :P ;)

[local hero]

APOLOGIES consider my wrists slapped, got a good one about a sadist a masochist + a murderer etc but don't think I'd get away with that one even in general..Sorry

[Red Yaris 54]

APOLOGIES consider my wrists slapped, got a good one about a sadist a masochist + a murderer etc but don't think I'd get away with that one even in general..Sorry

You could PM it? :P

[topper200]

well i think its funny lolz

[Red Yaris 54]

well i think its funny lolz

So do I ;)

[bothwell_buyer]

Yer all prawn crackers!!

[daveh_rav4]

Well, it was Rav related if he was trying to buy one from Japan, eh! This topical joke is doing the rounds at the moment, very funny :)

I tried to buy a new Rav in the UK... but could not get the bank to fund it!

Apparently there has been... 'a run on there liquid assets!' :P

next...

DaveH

Yer all prawn crackers!!

[Phoenix999]

This is terrible news but expected given that the Tora Tora Tora bank is under attack

[local hero]

This is terrible news but expected given that the Tora Tora Tora bank is under attack

Managers at the Samurai bank, have been warned that if the financial situation doesnt improve. Heads will roll

[Hoovie]

This is terrible news but expected given that the Tora Tora Tora bank is under attack

Managers at the Samurai bank, have been warned that if the financial situation doesnt improve. Heads will roll

Bosses at Bank Anime have been warned they may have to redraw their contracts

[shcm]

groan.

Well LH, when you get the finance sorted, I know a bloke called Henry who runs a transport company. He can ship it over for you cheap.

Just google for "Harry Carry" (Hara-kiri)

[Hoovie]

This is terrible news but expected given that the Tora Tora Tora bank is under attack

Managers at the Samurai bank, have been warned that if the financial situation doesnt improve. Heads will roll

Bosses at Bank Anime have been warned they may have to redraw their contracts

Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black

Breaking news, the Isle of Dogs Building Society has collapsed. They've called in the retrievers.

[local hero]

Went to get some money from the ATM today, came up insufficient funds, were they refering to me or the bank

[Uncle Bob]

Breaking news, the Isle of Dogs Building Society has collapsed. They've called in the retrievers.

How bad was that one ! :D :D :)