I'm Considering Buying A T-sport

[Toyota Red]

It would appear that owning a T-sport has a widespread, if not universal, effect which renders the registered keeper unable to spell and punctuate properly. Grammar is also compromised terribly in most cases. Is this explicable? Is there a design flaw which allows exhaust fumes into the cabin which slowly rot the owners' grey matter?

Maybe only UK-registered variants are affected because foreign T-sport owners seem to have no such problems. Maybe it's a dipstick problem.

We should be told.

[superjim42]

lol?

[Norfolk n Chance]

It would appear that owning a T-sport has a widespread, if not universal, effect which renders the registered keeper unable to spell and punctuate properly. Grammar is also compromised terribly in most cases. Is this explicable? Is there a design flaw which allows exhaust fumes into the cabin which slowly rot the owners' grey matter?

Maybe only UK-registered variants are affected because foreign T-sport owners seem to have no such problems. Maybe it's a dipstick problem.

We should be told.

Ideally you should leave a line between paragraphs ;)

So as your grey matter is starting to go you might be best off getting a T Sport (not T-sport :P)

[KPARRIS-JONES]

Ideally you should leave a line between paragraphs ;)

So as your grey matter is starting to go you might be best off getting a T Sport (not T-sport :P)

That wasn't being padantic at all.....

[akatheking]

Unfortunately when lift is engaged, ones head may be subject to an impact with the headrest thus causing minor brain damage. The benefits of lift however far out way the negatives of brain damage and so we call these subjects "lift addicts".

As I am a lift addict myself you can quite clearly see I'm unable to string a sentence together and my spelling/punctuation leaves a lot to be desired...

[Toyota Red]

Ideally you should leave a line between paragraphs ;)

So as your grey matter is starting to go you might be best off getting a T Sport (not T-sport :P)

Oh no! All Corollas are affected. Toyota should be told!

:D :D

[Norfolk n Chance]

Possible group lawsuit against Toyota??

Toyota Vs 32,000,000 Corolla Owners

I have taken to wearing a Stig type helmet when driving to protect myself from my damaging addiction to Lift B)

[Toyota Red]

Unfortunately when lift is engaged, ones head may be subject to an impact with the headrest thus causing minor brain damage. The benefits of lift however far out way the negatives of brain damage and so we call these subjects "lift addicts".

As I am a lift addict myself you can quite clearly see I'm unable to string a sentence together and my spelling/punctuation leaves a lot to be desired...

:P

[Rez89]

It would appear that owning a T-sport has a widespread, if not universal, effect which renders the registered keeper unable to spell and punctuate properly. Grammar is also compromised terribly in most cases. Is this explicable? Is there a design flaw which allows exhaust fumes into the cabin which slowly rot the owners' grey matter?

Maybe only UK-registered variants are affected because foreign T-sport owners seem to have no such problems. Maybe it's a dipstick problem.

We should be told.

what are you blabbing on about mate? lol

[butterman]

It would appear that owning a T-sport has a widespread, if not universal, effect which renders the registered keeper unable to spell and punctuate properly. Grammar is also compromised terribly in most cases. Is this explicable? Is there a design flaw which allows exhaust fumes into the cabin which slowly rot the owners' grey matter?

Maybe only UK-registered variants are affected because foreign T-sport owners seem to have no such problems. Maybe it's a dipstick problem.

We should be told.

I tihnk he mytebe quite right you knwo ? Ive' has my t/sprit for just under the year know and something is always been bothernig me. But never did could put my fniger on it ?

[Toyota Red]

I tihnk he mytebe quite right you knwo ? Ive' has my t/sprit for just under the year know and something is always been bothernig me. But never did could put my fniger on it ?

That hurts my eyes...

[Norfolk n Chance]

I tihnk he mytebe quite right you knwo ? Ive' has my t/sprit for just under the year know and something is always been bothernig me. But never did could put my fniger on it ?

That hurts my eyes...

sense it makes me to

[-T- Sport]

Mmm, Dark force, I feel...

Time it is, it seems, to be afraid.

[cabcurtains]

I often find that since owning a Corolla T Sport I have become increasingly Altiloquent. This has prompted fellow members to experience uncontrollable Cachinnation due to my frequent use of Diplasiasmus.

[superjim42]

ye i has noticd sum nu txt style efect nd i keep typin lyk dis nw. even in my exam i typd lyk dis and faild str8 up :(

corolas is bad influence. worse dan drugz man.

tyta red u is hero yo plz save us

[cabcurtains]

ye i has noticd sum nu txt style efect nd i keep typin lyk dis nw. even in my exam i typd lyk dis and faild str8 up :(

corolas is bad influence. worse dan drugz man.

tyta red u is hero yo plz save us

:lol2: