How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time

[Raistlin]

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,

empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,

humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,

coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,

nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply,

accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm,

lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate,

attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend,

coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize,

detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace,

accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead,

borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch,

crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for,

dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine,

cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate,

enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite,

taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on

the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey,

hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if

I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize,

humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free

world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble,

drip, dry, knead, puree, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate,

indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and

worship, and then go back, jack, and do it again.

How to Satisfy a Man Every Time

Show up naked.

[Bizarra]

Now I know where I'm going wrong I shall commit that to memory :bookworm:

Thanks, Raist I look forward to not having any spare time in the future