Dating Tips!

[Norfolk n Chance]

After being told :

Well look at this way crazy pompey gaz is getting far more action than you, so you must be doing something wrong

I feel i need the wisdom of toc peeps!!

Help!!

[SJandMR2]

:lol2: Sorry dude!!

And my tip: Get a supra

[Bizarra]

Ask them to buy you a Chocolate Sundae dessert

Seemed to work for him & the photos are posted to prove it :lol:and for an added edge, it looks extremely Phallic

[Pompey Gaz]

Serious head now:

Just be yourself, try and make them laugh and their knickers will fall. Try and be a bit big headed but not too much lol. When you go out on the town go out with lass mates because you instantly seem more attractive to other lasses. Just get to know someone and never be scared to try push your luck sometimes. Looks mean nothing, i mean look at me :( fialing that send pictures of your willy about and it will be an ice breaker :)

[Red Yaris 54]

send pictures of your willy about and it will be an ice breaker

Just like the "Titanic" :P ;)

[Pompey Gaz]

dunno, i've had lasses send pictures of their bits to me and it gives you summat to talk about over a cupper :)

[Red Yaris 54]

If this thread is to survive lets keep it out of the gutter and offer some really helpful tips. :)

[Norfolk n Chance]

I may end up looking in the gutter....

[Red Yaris 54]

I may end up looking in the gutter....

You will survive Gaz ......................Just be yourself...............................err.......................maybe not :P ;)

[Pompey Gaz]

I may end up looking in the gutter....

welcome to my world

[Norfolk n Chance]

I may end up looking in the gutter....

welcome to my world

[Pompey Gaz]

ihad more action than most this weekend i bet

[Red Yaris 54]

ihad more action than most this weekend i bet

Please remember that this is a FAMILY FRIENDLY FORUM

[Pompey Gaz]

yeah, i went shopping, saw a police chase, played some football, bought some beer :)

[xX Debi Xx]

first things are first when dating make sure you have things in common, remember looks are not everything personality is a big part of it

be yourself dont try and be someone your not because if it works out you wont be able to keep up the act

a girl likes to be treated with respect and dont lie because you will only get caught out

just a few things i have picked up on lol

[Bibbs]

I feel i need the wisdom of toc peeps!!

Be good looking

Have money (not your parents)

Drive a nice car (not your parents)

Live in a nice home (not your parents)

Wear good clothes

Look after yourself (health, haircut, aftershave, teeth and nails)

Have an interesting personality

If you don't have any of the above, drop your standards.

[SJandMR2]

I feel i need the wisdom of toc peeps!!

Be good looking

Have money (not your parents)

Drive a nice car (not your parents)

Live in a nice home (not your parents)

Wear good clothes

Look after yourself (health, haircut, aftershave, teeth and nails)

Have an interesting personality

If you don't have any of the above, drop your standards.

LMAO!! I just spat tea all over the keyboard, thanks :lol2:

Its funny cos its true!!

My only current standard is "Must be mentally stable" amazing how hard that is to find!!

[ricc]

I fear I can offer no more to this thread.

Totally agree with the own car, own house, good hygeine bits. lol.

Gaz, its time to havea shower! Go on, break the habbit of your life! ;)

[Norfolk n Chance]

Have own car, house, good hygeine.....

[Bibbs]

From: Leeds

Sorry, can't help. Beyond what I can do .. and I'm one of the best.

[ricc]

Lol, devestation! :P

Marked single for life by location alone!

[Norfolk n Chance]

From: Leeds

Sorry, can't help. Beyond what I can do .. and I'm one of the best.

Technically speaking i have a Wakefield postcode but am classed as Leeds...

Plus i'm getting the impression that most peeps on here aren't being entirely truthful about their relationship status from the "advice" that's been posted!

[ricc]

Im single! For now. hahaha Who could say what the future has in store.

Untill then GareTT, we can hold hands @ pod to cheer you up! :P

[Norfolk n Chance]

I fear that may give out the wrong impression to any ladies that may be present!

[ricc]

Romantic glances and suggestive eyebrow raising a more subtle alternative then?