Special Classes For Men

[Raistlin]

1. Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2

hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

2. Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturdays 12:00 for 2 hours.

3. Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and

Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?

Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturdays 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

4. Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

5. Class 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

6. Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00PM.

7. Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the right places

instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.

Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

8. Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.

9. Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.

Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

10. Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?

Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours

11. Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing. Location and times to be announced.

12. Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation

and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

13. Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and

Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday,

Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.

14. Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.

Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

[Bizarra]

OI Raist :( Whose side are you on anyway

[Raistlin]

OI Raist :( Whose side are you on anyway

Mine, as always B)

[Bizarra]

OI Raist :( Whose side are you on anyway

Mine, as always B)

That's ok . You are still normal I was worried there for a moment

[Raistlin]

OI Raist :( Whose side are you on anyway

Mine, as always B)

That's ok . You are still normal I was worried there for a moment

That's the thing about change, I always find it happens to other people :P

[Bizarra]

OI Raist :( Whose side are you on anyway

Mine, as always B)

That's ok . You are still normal I was worried there for a moment

That's the thing about change, I always find it happens to other people :P

Wait for it One day, you too won't want to look in the Bathroom mirror when you get up in the morning [ or trying to]

[Raistlin]

OI Raist :( Whose side are you on anyway

Mine, as always B)

That's ok . You are still normal I was worried there for a moment

That's the thing about change, I always find it happens to other people :P

Wait for it One day, you too won't want to look in the Bathroom mirror when you get up in the morning [ or trying to]

Its OK I have a painting in the loft, although nowadays it looks a bit like Red Yaris... but I'm still pretty :D